Collab of stuff

Despite the name, this isn't an ordinary collab. This is a tennis. A Trollpasta tennis. Anyone can join, but read the one rule; Basically. The next person edits the previous person's story. Here is an example:
(Note: you can do any form of speech.)
ONE DAY A PATRIXXXX POPPED UP AND KILLED ME WITH SKALLINGTONS. DAN EVERYBODY POOPED. DA END -Example User #1
ONE FUN DAY A GAY PATRIXXXX POPPED UP FUM MAI BAHT AND KILLED ME WITH WEEGEE SKALLINGTONS. DAN PAETRECKSSS POOPED MAI WEEGEE DAN EVERYONE KILLED ME. DA END -Example User #2
Get the idea?

Real Tennis

(Note: the first two will be myself to get the idea incase you forgot somehow :) )
On spongebob day, a weed gay may smoke hay for days and today is SPARTA. Then a smoking pope ate coke with smoke and smoke noons then end the weegee.
On no Oh on spops day, a weed gay may gay SPARday for days smoke and smoke smoke or today is gay SPARTAns. Then a smoking poop ate coco with smoke and weegoke nooon then end the end sponge end spongeweegeew.
Oh noon spops day, yay, a weed gay may gay SPARdddddor days smoke and smoke and smoke or today is gay SPAAAAAARAAAARAAAARTAnsssss. Then a smoking smoms ate coco with goog and weew nooon then end the SPARARAR sponge end spongeweegeewoooooo. -- 19:53, July 6, 2014 (UTC)